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Kids Eat Their Pets The Darndest Things

This little girl’s parents are really shooting the moon in their efforts to make the cover of this month’s Negligent Parent Magazine. Not only do they imply that they have raised their child to gleefully eat her pets, but they publicly use her full name. One can only hope that Bailey Michelle’s future political career is not ruined by this incendiary video. BAILEY MICHELE FOR PRESIDENT OF WATERWORLD, 2032! (Via TheDailyWhat.)