Videogum’s Teen Korner: Face-Melting New Stills From Twilight: New Moon

“HELLOOOOOO?! Is it November yet? I am dying over here. Last night my mom was like “why are you crying?” and I was like “New Moon doesn’t come out for weeks and GET OUT OF MY ROOM. Didn’t you see the sign? It says NO PARENTS ALLOWED.” She doesn’t understand ANYTHING. I just found these new stills from the movie on-line and I thought they would make me excited but all they do is make me sad that IT IS STILL SO FAR AWAY. I’m pretty sure that God personally hates me and wants me to be unhappy for the rest of my life. Everything is unfair. Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage that I have to share with my sister.”