R. Kelly Made Keri Hilson A Chocohollic

“Number One” video, you guys (SPOILER ALERT: R. Kelly likes sex):

I have no idea why R. Kelly isn’t in jail. And I’m not talking about the make believe Haha Jail where we put the world’s Paltrows and the Heigls. I’m talking about real life jail, Big Boy Jail, where people go after peeing on children. That jail. But he isn’t, and that lapse in human justice isn’t my fault. I’m not a judge or even a Prison Transport Bus Driver. So I get to enjoy his crazy town fuck music with a guilt-free conscience. Besides, a lot of you cats be faking when it come to making love (huh? I don’t know. Take your clothes off).