Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane

Stewie, the annoying baby on Family Guy, is gay, says creator and moron, Seth MacFarlane in an interview with Playboy. Perfect. From the New York Daily News:

“We had an episode that went all the way to the script phase in which Stewie does come out,” MacFarlane, the show’s creator, says in the September issue of Playboy magazine. “It had to do with the harassment he took from other kids at school. He ends up going back in time to prevent a passage in Leviticus from being written: ‘Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind. It is an abomination.’

“But we decided it’s better to keep it vague, which makes more sense because he’s a 1-year-old. Ultimately, Stewie will be gay or a very unhappy repressed heterosexual. It also explains why he’s so hellbent on killing [his mother, Lois] and taking over the world: He has a lot of aggression, which comes from confusion and uncertainty about his orientation.”

UGH. Yeah, that EXPLAINS why he’s so hellbent on killing his mother and taking over the world. TOTALLY. Just like this gun explains why my brains are all over the place. Woof. This guy is just unbelievable. Everything that comes out of his mouth is a classic gem that you should polish and put in a museum of THE WORST GEMS. And the worst part about this whole thing is that since they canceled the episode in which Stewie “comes out,” the only thing that actually makes him gay is Seth MacFarlane alone in the recording booth thinking “this is a gay person’s voice.” Hmmm, that might not actually be the worst part. The worst part might still be the sentence “it also explains why he’s so hellbent on killing his mother and taking over the world.” IT’S A TIE!

Meanwhile: a table read of the Family Guy “abortion” episode. Great.