Let’s be honest, there is nothing funny or clever about this, just as there will be nothing funny or clever about the movie for which this is a limp viral marketing ploy. Parodies of PSA’s are tired in general, but this one is particularly bad. The mind of Diablo Cody needs a nap! And if there is one single person in the entire world who shouldn’t ever say shit to kids with low self-esteem who feel like the world was not made for them, it’s Megan Fucking Fox, even as a joke. A joke for which she received a paycheck. This is actually gross the more I think about it. It’s so boring and lame and blatantly pandering and tone-deaf and ugly. I mean, I’m not such a stick in the mud as to actually say “remember Columbine,” but I just overheard some other stick in the mud say “remember Columbine” and he kind of has a point. (I know that no one is going to shoot up some school because of this stupid thing, but that doesn’t make it any less tasteless, especially since it’s already just a piece of junk anyway. Ugh fuel on the boo fire.) Just make a poster of Megan Fox’s tits for your stupid monster movie and shut the fuck up.