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The Lovely Bones Brings Magic And Wonder Back To Child Rape-Homicide

The Lovely Bones trailer, you guys:

He has done it! Peter Jackson has brought Alice Sebold’s miserable book The Lovely Bones (the Tuesdays with Morrie of horrific child rape-homicide) to life/death! It does look a little like What Dreams May Come, but I bet you that in Peter Jackson’s heaven, no dead children are pretending to be Asian airline stewardesses. And if nothing else, the math is definitely in Jackson’s favor:

Mark Wahlberg > Robin Williams
Susan Sarandon > Cuba Gooding Jr.
Michael Imperioli +/- Annabella Sciorra
Child Rape Homicide :( Car Crash

Bingo.