The Blind Side trailer, you guys: Fuuuuuck. OK, Hollywood is teasing us now. This is actually a fake trailer from Funny People, right? "Haha, look at your face!" --Hollywood's Tombstone Don't get me wrong. I'm not some John Conner over here. I have a human heart, not some Communist robot heart. I'm perfectly open to the touching, based-on-a-true story about ...