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Now You Can Have A Baby That Looks Like A Dude Who Looks Like Don Cheadle

Ladies, have you ever wanted to have a baby without going through all the trouble of getting someone to like you? And have you ever wished it was possible to get that baby to look like your favorite celebrity? Well wish in one hand and go to this sperm bank in the other, and see which hand GOES TO JAIL first. From KTLA (via ONTD):

“California Cryobank” announced Tuesday that it has started posting photos of celebrities who resemble their donors to give prospective clients a better idea of what their potential offspring might look like.

“The number one client question we get is: `Who does this donor look like?”‘ said Scott Brown of California Cryobank. “We decided this would be a great way to give thorough and consistent answers. Clients love it. Look-a-Likes has only been available for a week and our Web site traffic is up 50 percent.”

Clients can search for attributes such as height or eye and hair color, and the database will return a list of donors who each have two or three celebrity look-alikes. Users also can choose from an existing library of celebrities to generate a list of matching donors, according to California Cyrobank, which was started in 1977.

Oh Jeez. It’s like Gattaca, but starring Adam Carolla and your womb. (Adam Carolla is just one of the hundreds of celebrity look-a-likes available from California Cryobank.) Others include:

  • Vingh Rhames
  • Zach Braff
  • William H. Macy
  • Quentin Tarantino
  • Tom Green
  • Finesse Mitchell
  • Jason Mewes
  • Rick Moranis
  • Joe Jonas (We’re gonna need a bigger jail!)
  • M. Night Shyamalan
  • Tom Sizemore

Just all people that you would DEFINITELY want your baby to look like, FOR SURE. And hundreds more! LOOKING GOOD, BABIES!

My personal favorite, though, is Thomas Lennon. WHAT? Living the dream, Thomas Lennon, living the dream. “One Thomas Lennon baby, please.” Miracles really do come true.