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Christian Bale Probably Wishing He’d Saved That Melt Down For Now

This is a picture of Christian Bale on the set of his new movie, The Fighter (via JustJared). YOINKS. As you can see, he’s lost a lot of weight like that other time he lost a lot of weight, but this time he has also had his hair thinned out. You know, acting!

But also, how bad is he wishing he had saved that melt down for now? Terminator: Salvation was such a stupid Nickelback video. The whole argument that he was an artist who got too caught up in his art, it’s just like, huh? Which art? The art of screaming into a walkie talkie about robots? Oh right, that art. I don’t know anything about The Fighter, but I am pretty sure he’s already got a better leg to stand on here. A better, pale white, atrophied leg, covered in what appears to be stone washed denim. To stand on.

“AM I GOING TO WALK AROUND AND RIP YOUR FUCKING COKE ZERO AND SALTINES DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCENE? AH DAH DE DAH!”

Besides, now he is allowed to be grumpy, because of how hard he is acting (acting=not eating). “I WANT YOU OFF THE FUCKING…THE FUCKING…OH I NEED TO SIT DOWN…YOU PRICK!” When Christian Bale finishes building his time machine he’s going to go back and KILL HITLER and then he is going to put that old freak out in his pocket for later. Freak out and a bagel.

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