[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Yikes! That looks terrible. I don't want to live like that. Do you? Some private Ed-Norton-in-that-one-office-scene-in-Fight-Club nightmare, and it's not even some quietly triumphant anti-authoritarian "fuck you" to the boss you hated, it's just you being old and wanting to get the phone. And expensive! I didn't realize that you broke coffee tables every time the phone ...