I Need A Vacation After Watching This Couples Retreat Trailer

Couples Retreat trailer, you guys:

Get it? They’re all miserable people with tiny, wretched lives! In the sun!

Boy, I sure wish I was in a dead-end loveless marriage, spending my days cheating on my spouse and using subtle insults and passive-aggressive behavior to inflict as many psychological wounds on her as I was feeling myself so that I could understand these hilarious jokes! People who think this movie looks relatable and find the humor to be a comic reflection of their own lives are so lucky!

Help! I am trapped on OPPOSITE ISLAND!