And Here Is A Dude With A Really, Really Long Tongue

First off, let’s just get this out of the way: no, this is not hot, and no YouTube commenters, it does not make any woman’s “toes curl.” Now: omg this dude’s tongue is so long that he can touch it to his EYES. And he’s apparently demonstrated this on something called “Oops TV” (appropriate) and the Nickelodeon tween show iCarly (not). Anyway, your boyfriend:

From the description: “Nick works on getting more TV time for his tongue, as well as his film/tv acting career.” Um, good luck with the latter.