The trailer for Rob Marshall's movie adaptation of the loosely-based-on-Fellini musical Nine, starring Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruise, Marion Cotillard, Kate Hudson (???) and Daniel Day-Lewis hit the internet today, to which the internet responded with a collective, not-unlikely: "Nine to next year's Oscars: I got this." As fun as it is to ponder Penelope Cruz's limber-leg trick, I can't wait ...