You Can Make It Up: Paula Abdul’s Interview With A Sack Of Russet Potatoes
The sack of russet potatoes sat on a chair. Paula Abdul smiled flirtatiously and tipped her head to the side to make it look like she was thinking. Her lipgloss sparkled in the light, and it tasted like bubble gum. Sometimes, she would lick her lips, and then she would think "Yum! Bubblegum!" and then she would have to remind ...
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