Sonya The Slow Loris Is Nothing But A Godless Worm-Killing Machine

Remember Sonya the Slow Loris who captured the internet’s heart last week with her insatiable ticklemania? Well she’s still adorable and poisonous to humans, but last night her owners peeled back the curtain of cuteness and showed us Sonya’s dark side. How does Sonya gets the energy to request tickling with her eyes all night and day? She eats live, wriggling caterpillars. Where’s your god now, internet?:

To paraphrase Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer, “You taste like a caterpillar. I don’t like you anymore.” (Thanks for the tip, Edith!)