Julia Roberts Is Your F**king Girlfriend

Did you read the transcript of Julia Roberts’s speech at a non-televised roast of Tom Hanks last night? Me neither. Transcripts! So the first half of 2005. Now there’s video! She says the f word a LOT:

So much of the f word! Does she kiss Sally Field with that mouth? I hope that during the course of this roast, someone mentioned how Tom Hanks went around Hollywood telling people about that clip from Extras of Kate Winslet saying she was only doing a holocaust movie to win an Oscar, until someone finally told him it wasn’t real and Kate Winslet wasn’t really an asshole. Either that or something about Lisa Lampanell’s vagina.