This Adorable Animal Loves To Be Tickled; Is Still Poisonous

It’s been nearly ten months since it was announced that the Pygmy Slow Loris is the most adorable fucking animal ever invented by intelligent design, and this weekend the internet collectively sighed “awww” and freaked out over this one getting tickled. You have to see, and enjoy, and then the bad news AGAIN:

They release poison from their adorable elbows and then they lick it and then they bite you and then you swell! I don’t know why either! Probably because man first sinned. At least we can enjoy other people’s slow lorises on YouTube while those people can still make them, before they swell up and die. Yay!