Two wrongs make a superwrong. Lauren Conrad is going to be animated into an episode of Family Guy. Ugh. It’s going to be just like the Thomas Pynchon episode of The Simpsons, except instead of being surprising, inventive, and funny, it’s going to be annoying, insipid, and unbearable. You know, like Family Guy. From People:
“She dates Brian for an episode,” show creator Seth MacFarlane tells PEOPLE of Conrad’s guest-voice stint, where Brian goes out with her to disguise the true object of his affection. When asked if it ends happily or badly for the pair, MacFarlane says, “I’m not going to spoil it!”
THANK YOU FOR NOT SPOILING IT, Seth MacFarlane. As if! The only surprise that could possibly be ruined about this episode is if halfway through it was announced that Family Guy was canceled, Seth MacFarlane’s fortune had been stripped from him as he was on his way to jail, and the government had invented a machine that could collectively erase Lauren Conrad from the national consciousness. THAT I WOULD WANT TO SEE FOR MYSELF. Otherwise, relax.
This guy knows what I’m talking about:
DO IT, DAD! THROW IT!