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Husband Of The Year Award Nominee

This weekend at the Masters in Augusta, whatever that is, after Tiger Woods’s shot on the 15th hole, whatever that means, a man got so excited by some golf that he grabbed his wife’s boob. That is what happened. So don’t expect anything else from this video.

That doesn’t even make any sense. I’ve been to plenty of events in which you stand in a crowd and enthusiastically applaud what is happening, and my applause has never casually slipped into a full on chest massage. Whoopsers! How come when she gently and smilingly tells him to please stop totally groping her breast in public (more public than she ever knows) he turns and looks at her as if he’s about to punch her face in? Because he’s the best, that’s why. (Via Buzzfeed.)