Forgotten Assholes Of History: The “Your Business Card Is Crap” Guy

Everywhere today: this guy ranting about his special business card that it took him 25 years to design. At some point, you stop caring about the business card and realize this guy had to not be a fun time for those poor towheaded children in the family photos. Then you see the card and laugh:

“I bring crowds.” It’s funny ’cause it’s true today — internet crowds. Yeah, this could have been the inspiration for that hilarious American Psycho business card motif (“white.”) but the same could stand, especially at the end, for Will Ferrell’s “I drive a Dodge Stratus!” dad on SNL. Only much, much scarier.