Wait a second, Quentin Tarantino is going to make a guest appearance on American Idol AGAIN? As in THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED? It is totally fair and legitimate to fire me, but unfortunately you cannot, because I quit. Then again, if I’m going down I’m taking a lot of you with me, because as far as I’m concerned, Tarantino’s name should never be allowed in print without a parenthetical bio-fact tagged on at the end. As in “Quentin Tarantino (Director of Jackie Browne, Guest Judge on American Idol, 2004).” No wonder Republicans hate the media so much and call the media a bunch of liars.
According to Scandalist, he will not be a guest judge this time, but simply a mentor to the contestants for next week’s “Songs of Cinema” episode. Sure. The real question is will he dress like a 12-year-old boy in a J.C. Penny commercial from 1999?
By day, he’s an overrated vampire bully, but by night he is Secret Agent Cody Banks.
Speaking of great music, I am pretty sure this song was written about my feelings towards Quentin Tarantino.
I sit on you, Quentin Tarantino.