Martellus Bennett Has The World’s Most Amazing Concept Of Hollywood
Martellus Bennett, the Dallas Cowboys tight end, whatever that means, has written an excoriating blog post on the powerful subject of WOMEN BE FARTING. As far as he is concerned, this is the worst thing since WOMEN BE VOTING. Fair enough. But in the post (via Yahoo! Sports Blog), Bennett proposes a hypothetical situation involving an Angelina Jolie fart, and ...
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