Crazy Ladies Love The Biffy Bidet

I don’t know what’s creepier: all the crazy eyes here, the little girl, “all day and (looks at boyfriend)…night,” or the line “I really do love my Biffy.” Just what are all these women implying?:

You know what they say: “crazy in the head, crazy in the bid…-et.” (SORRY.) (Thanks for the tip, Sean!)