LOL. Lots Of Love. OK. That is not a very good tagline. Especially for a movie that pretends like it’s about to excitetrocute your brain with funtricity. But surely they could have come up with an even worse Crank 2 tagline. HMM, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA FOR A BLOG POST!
A List of Worse Potential Taglines for Crank 2:
- Welcome To ACTION TOWN!
- He…Jason Statham…There Is…Something About His Heart Or Something
- Picking Up A Little While After The Last Movie Left Off
- He Chase The Bad Men What Gave Him A Robot’s Heart
- Oh Yes, There Will Be A Tongue Hooked Up To A Car Battery
- Retarded Speed…2!
There’s no unimproving on imperfection. (Image via WoosterCollective.)