That’s Your Girlfriend: The Thinny Hair Holder Spokeshostage

This young lady wants to show us a new invention called “the thinny hair holder.” She wants to do a good job of demonstrating how the thinny hair holder gives you a big ‘ole Southern pageant-style updo without the time commitment, because if she doesn’t do a good job, the person standing to her right just out of frame is going to shoot her with one of the five big guns he’s aiming at her head. This video should appear on the wikipedia entry for “awkward”:

The thinny hair holder: buy one today, or the pretty lady gets it. The lesson of this video is don’t be the prettiest girl a crazy inventor knows, and if you are, learn how to just say no to YouTube product demonstration. (Via John Carney.)