One Week Is A Gay Retard

Remember One Week? The most highly-anticipated movie about Joshua Jackson wearing a pre-distressed leather jacket by a lake with his thumbs tucked casually into his pockets like he didn’t just buy that motorcycle out of trite existential panic at his approaching death? Also known as Your Movie? Someone at StreetCarnage found this Canadian newspaper ad for it made entirely out of glowing or at least grammatically correct YouTube comments! LOL! Lots Of Love! Some of my favorite Professional Movie Critic Quotes about this exciting new film:


“Yeah…and he looks good.”

“I am definitely going to watch this.”

Good quotes. Very critical. I cannot wait for the new season of Ebert and 17VampireCrystal.

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