That’s Your Girlfriend: Wrong-Way Escalator Girl

At a Bruins game this week, your girlfriend was so determined to find you that she walked up the down escalator, seemingly without noticing and definitely without stopping, for an amount of time so amusing that it gathered approximately the same amount of camera-phone paparazzi attention as a Jennifer Aniston baby bump. At first it’s funny, then it’s amazing, and then you start feeling embarrassed for your gender (in my case) or your girlfriend (in yours):

I can’t decide if the lesson here is about perseverance or sobriety. I hope you two had a tearful reunion at the top!