This morning Fox News did a seemingly-real story about a Michigan toddler named Liam who stood up at two days old, “has the quickness of a cat, and can lift his parent’s couch.” They brought on a former Yale doctor to talk about it, so I guess it’s real, but since it’s Fox, it’s totally sensational. No word on whether the two-year-old also has an anger problem:
Be sure to watch for Bill Hemmer being a douchebag at the end. “I’m doing curls like that movie Ron Burgundy.” It’s not all about you and your misremembered favorite movie title, Bill Hemmer. Sometimes it’s about the Incredible Hulk Boy.