Local News Team Has Armageddon Covered
Apparently, last night "hundreds of thousands of people" on the Eastern Seaboard witnessed a bright flash of light accompanied by a loud boom. The National Weather Service looked into it and it wasn't lightning. But the point is, this local Virginia news station's coverage of the event is just like The Onion News Network: Whether it's a landlord who refuses ...
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