Homo-loving Liberal Elitist Grover Explains Marriage

THE OUTRAGE! First they let black children on television, and then they allow them to casually insinuate that marriage is about love between two people and not restricted to one man and one woman conjoining in an antiquated patriarchal contract to consolidate wealth! EARMUFFS, BABIES! I do love how leading Grover’s questions are. “What else?” “What else?” “What else do they do?” “What else?” “Is there fisting in marriage?” “What else?” “They give each other reach-arounds, don’t they?” Relax, Grover. That kid is five years old. He probably doesn’t even know what a power-bottom is. (Thanks for the tip, Gabe.)