Serena Van Der Woodsen On Letterman

If for some reason you don’t feel like watching this Blake Lively interview on the Late Show with David Letterman, not that I could imagine a single reason why that would be, not a single reason in the whole world that you wouldn’t want to watch this entire thing, Blake Lively makes a terrible joke about a threesome with her, Dave, and Julia Roberts? Then she talks about how badly she wants to go to Disneyland? She looks like an adult, but don’t be fooled. All her good anecdotes happened when she was seven, apparently, and they’re all her brother’s fault. Then she talks about how she owns a two-pound dog. For, like, ever. Will not shut up about her dog. Then she goes back to Joke Town, Population: Blake Lively, to make everyone like her because she’s so likable with a joke about how the reason she’s sharing an ice cream cone with Leighton Meester on the cover of the new Rolling Stone is because THE ECONOMY IS AFFECTING EVERYONE and they could ONLY AFFORD ONE ICE CREAM CONE. Perfect. Lots Of Love. She’s just like us, basically. We’re all cutting back on the number of ice cream cones we’re sharing with Leighton Meester on the cover of Rolling Stone. Come on already, Obama!

But you already knew all that, because you skipped all the talk and got straight to the video (after the jump). LET ME AT THAT THING! (Is what you said.)

You cannot say that I did not warn you.