We Have To Move The Wedding!

Entertainment Weekly has a sick Lost SPOILER ALERT, sort of. Basically, they are filming a wedding ceremony today for the season finale. We don’t know who is getting married or more importantly WHEN is getting married. Here is what we do know:

An ABC insider confirms that Lost will begin filming a wedding ceremony later today that is slated to air during the show’s two-hour finale on May 13. Who’s getting hitched? Here are a pair of clues: Actors of Asian-American descent are being sought to play extras, and the wedding will take place on the mainland, not the island. That pretty much rules out Jack/Kate or Sawyer/Juliet. “One theory is that it’s a flashback to Sun and Jin’s wedding,” whispers a Lost insider. “But the wild rumor is that Sun and Jin’s daughter will marry Aaron in the future.”

HAHAHA. That last wild rumor cracks me up. TO A POINT. I love this show, but if Sun and Jin’s daughter marries Aaron in the future I will hunt this show down like Sayid hunted down that man on the golf course, and I will shoot this show in the head just like that Martin Kearney shot Alex. Because it will have broken the rules just like Widmore broke the rules. AND OTHER PARALLELS. You will be so shot full of flaming arrows, Lost, not even riding in a coffin in the cargo hold of a transatlantic fictional airline will be able to save you.