Click. Flash. Wow: Lindsay Lohan Is A Robot

By now, we all know that our American celebrities do commercials for big bucks in other countries, because nobody’s told them yet about the internet (shhh, everyone.) The latest example is Lindsay Lohan for Fornarina, which is, according to Buzzfeed, like an Italian version of Wet Seal. The intended audience of this ridiculous commercial appears to be pre-verbal infants. And also she looks just like Kim Cattrall:

I know the real answer is “Lindsay Lohan didn’t want to bother learning Italian, so we just had her say a bunch of random familiar English words,” but for a second I did think “Wow, Italian teenagers must be retarded.”