Sorority Row: They Did A Bad, Bad, Thing

The trailer for the fall horror movie Sorority Row, starring Audrina Patridge, Rumer Willis, Carrie Fisher, and other people, hit the internet today. You can’t really tell that Audrina’s a terrible actress from this trailer (though Rumer seems kind of okay!), you just have to take it on faith, and God, and The Bible:

Yes, fellow old people, it’s the same Chris Isaak song from the Eyes Wide Shut trailer. Anyway, no movie with Carrie Fisher in it could ever be bad! Jk, but I do love Carrie Fisher. Did you know she has a blog? She posts gossip from her life and secret messages to people. Carrie Fisher’s blog is the new Diddy’s Twitter.