The Dr. Dove Commercials Will Make You Scared Of The Dentist Again

Apparently, this animated commercial for a dentist, “Dr. Dove Rocks,” has been tickling the citizens of Bakersfield, California by running on the air constantly. Any children who weren’t afraid of the dentist before certainly are now:

Pro tip for Dr. Dove: try not to mention “pain” or show evil monsters with sharp weapons if you’re trying to lure kids to your dental lair. And shut up about the “toys” in the treasure chest. Even a slow five year old knows it’s just full of new toothbrushes. (Thanks for the tip, Indiana!)