Please Tell Your Boyfriend He Can See Naked Ladies For Free On The Internet

In Florida (of course) this week, your boyfriend was arrested for putting a camera in his shoe and sticking it under the changing room door of a surf shop to capture ladies trying on bikinis:

“Yes, that’s right: the TONGUE of the shoe.” Not even sure what that’s supposed to signify! This reminds me of that episode of Intervention where a tiny lady drank 18 beers per day. Just as someone should have told her about the existence of vodka, someone needs to tell your boyfriend about the existence of the internet. It’ll save him a lot of trouble.