Keep Dreaming, Fox News Annoying Robot Megyn Kelly

Megyn Kelly, the Fox News anchor whose face and demeanor are as irritating on a visceral level as the thought of licking a dry popsicle stick, is super excited today because she just realized that the fictionalized outraged anchor in Britney Spears’s “If You Seek Amy” video is directly quoting from her own freakout about the song back in January. Megyn chalks it up to Britney being a “fan” of her show, but she should probably get over herself. That’s not it. And in a “surprise” turnaround, Megyn invites Britney onto her show, which is also not going to happen.

Wait, I thought Megyn Kelly was defending our children against this song, but now she’s all blushing and excited that whoever writes Britney Spears’s videos saw her dumb freakout on the internet that week everyone was making fun of it? What a starF-U-C-K-er.