You Can Ask This Shit Questions And It Ain’t Butter

Mr. Chi-City enjoys a Sunday afternoon cold bunting like a motherfucker, and then invites viewer questions!

Mr. Chi-City, why don’t you have your own TV show?
Mr. Chi-City, if you had your own TV show, what TV channel would it be on? And I have a follow-up:
Mr. Chi-City, why don’t you just have your own TV channel?