That’s Your Boyfriend: Pete Wentz

At first, you were really nervous about getting involved with a celebrity. You weren’t sure if you could keep up with his fast-paced, extravagant lifestyle, and you were convinced that he would too-quickly grow bored with you. His fame dug up a lot of deep-seated insecurities. Your friends told you that you were different at the beginning, a self-doubtful shadow of your former talkative, fun-loving self. But then at a certain point you realized that despite all the money and the paparazzi attention, despite the cameos in Kanye West videos and CSI: New York, your boyfriend fucking DRINKS HIS OWN PEE. Out of BOREDOM. If anything, he doesn’t deserve you, but the truth you now realize is that you deserve each other. (Via Dlisted.)