The Kenny Powers Training Video, Motherfuckers

On last week’s episode of Eastbound and Down (the best fucking show on television), Kenny’s assistant (and the Junior High music teacher), Stevie, interrupted Principal Cutler’s barbecue to show everyone a training video he and Kenny had made to help get Kenny back into the majors. This is that video. Hold on to your shit.

The best. Did you know Kenny Powers is on Twitter? No? Then you’re an asshole. (I’m just kidding, guys. I’m trying to pretend that I’m a bullet-proof tiger like Kenny Powers so I use curse words to impress you. BFFz.) God, I wish this show was my dad.

Keep our troops in Iraq. 9/11. (Thanks for the tip, Rand.)