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Mischa Barton Has A Job!

Your dad just got laid off and your mom says they’re renting your old bedroom out to migrant bankers. Whatever, Mischa Barton is BACK ON TOP! From Hollywood Reporter:

“The O.C.” alumna Mischa Barton has been tapped to star in CW’s drama pilot “A Beautiful Life.”

The project, from CBS Par, revolves around a group of models living together in a co-ed residence in New York.

Barton will play Sonja, a supermodel and veteran of the high-fashion circuit who is struggling to keep on top and is in danger of slipping.

Barton can bring personal experience to the role as she has modeled for such companies as Calvin Klein, bebe stores, Aeropostale, Monsoon Accessorize, Dooney & Bourke and JC (Jeans and Clothes).

I definitely think that Mischa Barton can bring her experience as someone who is struggling to keep on top and is in danger of slipping to the show. And for season two she can bring her experience as someone who’s slipped to the point of being a secondary reference in a joke about Cisco Adler’s balls. She really should not be a star in a show about models. She should be a star in a show about ACCURSED DEMON SKULLZ. (Zingafornia, here we zing!) Seriously, though, look at her face. Whoops. She will work for no food.

Also, this is so obvious, but:

Mischa Barton is pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously terrifying looking. And she plans on finding out what that is.