You Can Deep Fry This Parking Ticket Shit And It Ain’t Butter

Mr. Chi-City finally resolves what to do with the dismissed parking violation that has created so much stress for him in 2009. But first, he takes the ticket to Taco Bell for a last meal. Quite the gentleman.

I can’t decide whether “HIT EM WITH A GANG OF FREEZE POPS!”, “SOAP TO YOUR DOME, BITCH!” or “FLIP IT, NINJA” is my new ringtone. One of them is obviously my new ringtone, though.

And I’m having a justice sandwich for lunch.