We Have To Move The Frozen Chicken Wings!

Oh man. If this frozen chicken wings commercial is any indication, Walt should have never left the island.

Acting! You can just imagine Malcolm David Kelley on the set, fielding questions about the smoke monster and the pirate wheel, people asking him what Evangeline Lilly is like in real life and if it’s true that her vagina can be used as a portable freezer, and then the director breaks it up and is like “your motivation in this commercial is that you’re retarded and frozen chicken wings are your medicine.” (Via The Beholder.)

Pro-tip: When looking for Michael quotes about Walt on the internet to use as a joke in a blog, don’t search for “lost my boy.” Whoops, lesson learned.