How To Smoke Smarties

Apparently there was a fad in late 2007 where kids “smoked” Smarties candies by crushing them and inhaling and exhaling the dust. There are a disturbing number of apparently never-found-by-parents instructional videos, but this kid was my favorite because he’s cool:

“That’s pretty much it. That’s smoking Smarties.” I’m not sure if the study that concluded that smoking Smarties “Doesn’t kill you, doesn’t hurt you at all” was double-blind and peer-reviewed, but I like that kid. (Don’t smoke Smarties. Duh.)