Creepy Promo Demonstrates Toilet’s Amazing Flushing Technology

Oh. My. God. This is a real promo for “The Quattro” toilet by St. Thomas Creations, demonstrating its ability to flush carrots, chess pieces, and many more things that were not gross until now:

Ahhh! While it’s understandable that they would want to demonstrate their amazing flushing technology, did they have to execute this with such slowly, lovingly-shot takes? And did they choose that music for its similarity to the music in the Tom Cruise Scientology video? It looks like this has mostly only been on plumbing and home improvement sites, but maybe it’s possible that whoever directed this had a sense of humor. Actually, they had to (hot dogs??) This is viral marketing at its best.