The Breakfast Song Is The Bestfest Song

As I have mentioned before, there is nothing funnier than a list of “all the examples.” But when you combine a list of “all the examples” with a song about what kinds of breakfast you won’t need when you go to heaven, you are basically a human Microsoft Songsmith, crafting the most scientifically perfect music on Earth. (Via Dlisted)

That being said, some of us are still alive, so you know what that means. It’s time for some beef stew and a big bowl of Nuts of Grape! (Pause.)