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These Mormon Pickup Lines Would Make The Pickup Artist Cry

Well, here’s a real video of Mormon guys demonstrating their best pickup lines. The “You’re a tall drink of water, and I’m thirsty!” one is kind of Mormon-filthy!:

Whoa, wait a second, this is from 2006 at the earliest. Was Clayton McDonald the Mormon inspiration for Chuck Bass? SCANDAL! Wanna hear my Mormon pickup line? Here it is: “I’m not wearing any special undergarments.”