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Nobody Wants To See A Low-Budget Trojan Commercial

The most “ahhh!” thing about this Trojan commercial in which a guy gives his girlfriend gonorrhea for her birthday (imaginative!) is the fact that it seems like it was created by a high school AV club. Spend lots of money on your commercials, Trojan!:

“As a general advertising rule, the more intense the scare tactics you use to sell your product, the more expensive the ad needs to look.” — Don Draper. Also, I hope the actress got paid extra to say “I am a gonorrhea girl” on TV. (Via Adrants.)