Fuckin’ Optimus Prime Can’t Tear This Shit Off!

This is from December 2008, which is the Age Of Enlightenment in internet years, but hang on Voltaire, ’cause the redub of Billy Mays’s annoying Mighty Putty infomercial is going to fix everything in your life. Literally:

I know this wasn’t viral marketing, but I actually want some mighty putty now. (Thanks for the tip, Steve!)