Jessica Simpson’s Aborted Exercise Tape Leaked To Internet

So remember when Jessica Simpson was supposed to do a fitness tape in 2005, but then her father Joe didn’t like the way it turned out and they ended up getting sued by the company that made the tape? No? Well this is still funny: someone leaked footage from the tape, as well as audio of Jessica’s manager calling her a “bitch” to Defamer. So here’s the video Defamer put up, complete with a classic Chicken Of The Sea-type blonde moment:

I love her genuine pondering of the horse marathon question, which, in her defense, is a dumb question anyway. It’s sad that an ENTIRE GENERATION of young people will be forced to be obese because Joe Simpson didn’t like the way his daughter showed them how to move their bodies around in space. And how hard is it to do an exercise tape, anyway?